'Mulch' There where the punk stump marks the end of our yard we've strung chickenwire around a six-by-six plot of crabgrass In theory we apply a nice layer of leaves a layer of leftovers like eggshells and coffee grounds and then another layer of leaves ad infinitum or nauseam whichever comes first In practice of course we just toss in whatever's at hand: sawdust and guacamole corncobs and grass cuttings willy-nilly in gross disorganization where they decay and ooze together like some vegetable Dorian Gray until in spring and fall we spread it below allamanda and oleander camellia and azalea choking the weeds holding in moisture making spectacular over-achievers of them all If only we could mulch our own mistakes before they harden and stain dropping the rinds of argument and affair shells of dead dreams nasty shocks skins of bad habits lumps of neglect and sad pride into a pile that bubbles and burns in the dark until it's usable and by using we'd learn for a change and open and soar like hollyhocks in a country garden -- Peter Meinke