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A Day In Court...
- Subject: A Day In Court...
- From: Derry Lyons <derry@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 31 May 1999 19:20:00 PDT
- Approved: rhf-reruns@netfunny.com
- Followup-to: rec.humor.d
- Keywords: smirk, true, originally appeared in third quarter, 1993
- Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
- Xref: rice rec.humor.funny.reruns:1314
I heard this from a friend who heard it from Paul Harvey:
A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is
asking him questions.
"You witnessed the robbery, sir?"
"Yes"
"What was stolen?"
"Two televisions"
"Did you see the thiefs?"
"Yes"
"Could you identify them?"
"Yes"
"Are the two men who stole the televisions in this courtroom?"
At this point, the two defendants raised their hands. What's a defense
attorney to do? :)