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Give it up already, Microsoft
- Subject: Give it up already, Microsoft
- From: doc@xxxxxxxxxx (Doc Searls)
- Date: Fri, 7 Apr 2000 19:30:00 PDT
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- Keywords: original, topical, smirk, computers, forwarded
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- Xref: news.rice.edu rec.humor.funny:7239
My friend Jan Lewis, one of Microsoft's earliest employees, provides
this helpful translation of Judge Jackson's 43-page opinion into
"Windowese":
You have performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.