#619: Battle of the sexes - How many women...

['hmvh@xxxxxxxxxxxx' (Herby Hoenigsperger)]

 Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

 A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no
 one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't
 even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in
 the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they
 figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite
 the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
 SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the
 light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two
 rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL
 BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED
 WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE
 IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE
 HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET
 DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY
 TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?