What you did not know about Windows 95

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Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, payed me a visit.  As we
were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows 95 on my
PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed
him the Windows 95 CD.  Too my surprise he threw it into my micro-wave
oven and turned on the oven.  Instantly I got very upset, because the
CD had become precious to me, but he said:  'Do not worry, it is
unharmed.'  After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and
said:  'Take a close look at it.'  To my surprise the CD was quite cold
to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before.  At first I could not
see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a
inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen
before.  The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if
out of a great depth:

12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.

'No but I can,' he said.  'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but
the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here.  But
in common English this is what it says:'
             One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,

         One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them