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future computing newspaper
- Subject: future computing newspaper
- From: robison@xxxxxxxxxxxxx (Arch Robison)
- Date: Wed, 2 Jan 2002 19:20:01 PST
- Approved: rhf-reruns@netfunny.com
- Followup-to: rec.humor.d
- Keywords: original, smirk, originally appeared in third quarter, 1988
- Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
- Xref: news.rice.edu rec.humor.funny.reruns:2358
Soon available at checkout counters everywhere:
*NATIONAL COMP SCI ENQUIRER*
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Turing machine with two heads!
STARTLING EVIDENCE: LISP came from Mars?
SHOCKING EXPOSE: Illegal core dumping in Lake Erie!
TRUE STORY: Man inverts singular matrix and lives to tell!
REVELATION: Top scientist discovers New Jersey on Karnaugh map!
OS SCANDAL: Unix and Ms. Dos found in love nest!
PSYCHIC PREDICTS: Fixed points will break again!
CIA SECRET: Proof of P=NP found in UFO!
ANALYSTS PANIC: Prime numbers missing from IEEE floating point?
SOFTWARE REVOLUTION: Marxists scheme classless Smalltalk!
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- Arch D. Robison