One Heck of a Portscan

[enge0213@xxxxxxxxxx (Aaron Engelhart)]

as long as we're on the subject.
by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 15, @12:50PM

>at 5 in the morning, an associate of mine took the time
>to compute the rough bandwidth consumed in the human
>ejaculation.
>
>the human body contains 75 megs of genetic data.
>so the sperm transmits 37.5 megs, give or take a skosh.
>100 million in a millileter,
>2.25 ml per ejaculation, average.
>
>the bandwidth works out to
>
>8.4EB/s
>8.4 * 10 to the 3rd terabytes
>8.4 * 10 to the 6th gigabytes
>
>9,019,431,321,600,000 bytes in your penis per second.
>
>that's one heck of a portscan.

[from slashdot.org, 3/15, story uncredited]