Adult report card

[Sitaram Iyer <ssiyer@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

a surprisingly good one..

    One day a little girl goes up to her mom and asks her how old she
    is. "That's not something adults like to tell," her mother replies.
    Then the little girl asks her mother how much she weighs. "That's
    not something adults like to talk about, honey" she replies. "How
    come you and daddy got a divorce?" the little girl asks. "We don't
    like to talk about that either, honey." she says, ending the
    conversation. The next day the little girl asks a friend about why
    her mother wouldn't answer any of her questions. The friend
    explains: "It's an adult thing. Just look at her driver's license,
    it's like a report card for adult's. It will tell you everything you
    need to know." So when she got home from school she went up to her
    mother and said, "Mommy, I know how old you are." "How old?" her
    mother asked. "47." The little girl said: "I know how much you
    weigh." "Really?" "Yeah, you weigh 135 pounds. And I know why you
    and daddy got divorced." "Okay, why is that?" her mom said. And the
    little girl replied, "Because you got an F in sex!"